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	Chandler's Shop A man walked into a chandler's shop Some candles for to buy. But when he got into the shop Nobody did he spy. So he turned upon his heels, And toward the door he sped. When he heard the sound of a [CLAP CLAP CLAP] Right above his head! Yes, he heard the sound of a [CLAP CLAP CLAP] Right above his head! Now this young man was a bold young man, So up the stairs he sped. And very surprised was he to find The chandler's wife in bed; And with her was a fine young man of very considerable size, And they were having a [CLAP CLAP CLAP] Right before his eyes! Yes, and they were having a [CLAP CLAP CLAP] Right before his eyes! Now when the fun was over and done She lifted up her head, And very surprised was she to find... "A MAN!" beside her bed. "If you would keep my secret, sir...if you would be so kind... Well, you may drop in for a [CLAP CLAP CLAP] Whenever you feel inclined. Yes, you may drop in for a [CLAP CLAP CLAP] Whenever you feel inclined." So, all you married men take heed And listen to what we tell. If you don't [CLAP CLAP CLAP] your wife, She'll find someone who will! So, if you wanna' be kind to her Just lay her right down on the floor. And give her so much as a [CLAP CLAP CLAP] She'll come back to you for more! Yes, and give her so much of a [CLAP CLAP CLAP] She'll come back to you for more!!