Maids, When You're Young

(PRF version)

An old man came courting me,
Hey ding dorum down.
An old man came courting me,
She being young.
An old man came courting me,
Said he would marry me.
Maids, when you're young,
Never wed an old man.

Chorus:
'Cuz he's got no falorum,
Fal diddle falorum down.
Got no falorum,
Fal diddle fal-ay.
He's got no falorum,
He's lost his ding dorum.
Maids, when you're young,
Never wed an old man.

And when that he came to court,
Hey ding dorum down.
When that he came to court,
She being young.
When that he came to court,
I found him far too short. [Eewww]
Maids, when you're young,
Never wed an old man.

(chorus)

And when that we went to church,
Hey ding dorum down.
when that we went to church,
She being young.
When that we went to church,
He made my stomach lurch. [Oh No!]
Maids, when you're young,
Never wed an old man.

(chorus)

And when that we went to bed,
Hey ding dorum down.
When that we went to bed,
she being young.
When that we went to bed,
It laid as like it was dead. [Aww...]
Maids, when you're young,
Never wed an old man.

(chorus)

So I threw a leg over him,
Hey ding dorum down.
Threw my leg over him,
She being young.
Threw my leg over him,
Damn well near smothered him! [Woo hoo]
Maids, when you're young,
Never wed an old man.

(chorus)

So when that he went to sleep,
Hey ding dorum down.
When that he went to sleep,
She being young.
When that he went to sleep,
Out of bed I did creep [Shhh...]
Into the arms of a willing young man!

And she found his falorum
Fal diddle falorum down.
Found his falorum,
Fal diddle fal-ay.
She found his falorum,
I lost my ding dorum-rum-rum-rum-rum [Woo Hoo]
Maids, when you're young,
Never wed an old man.

It's maids, when you're young,
Never wed an old man.

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